Just when you think we’ve reached critical mass on the zombie fad, we find even more zombies. The Nuketown Zombies Bonus Map is now available, and Activision is so excited about the zombie-filled action it promises that they’ve dedicated an entire trailer to it. If you purchased the season pass for Black Ops 2, you now have access to the map, so congratulations. In order to have access to this map, you have to have the season pass, which is 4000 Microsoft Points.
Allow me to narrate the Nuketown Zombies trailer for you. Ahem. This content is rated M. Oh look, it’s that quaint 1950’s style map that I shot people in when I played Black Ops 2. It was one of those maps that were really small and were supposed to be for non-snipers, but then snipers found a way to ruin it by camping up in the houses and picking people off. Snipers ruin everything. There’s beautiful music playing in the background as the camera pans over the map. Memories. Oh no.
Now that music is getting all distorted and weird. I bet something bad is about to happen. Everything is on fire and there are zombies everywhere. Now there are some dramatic guitar bits that you hear played over every action trailer that has come out in the past 10 years. It sounds sort of like DUUUURRM. And now there are people in biohazard suits shooting zombies. Then a meteor crashes into a house, and the biohazard suit people keep shooting zombies. The end.
