No Time to Explain Available on Steam

No Time to Explain Available on Steam

No Time to Explain has had a good journey. The game had a successful Kickstarter campaign, then moved on to Project Greenlight where it was picked up by Steam, and now it is officially available on Steam. The title is also great, since it appears to be a key line in any high quality action film. I’m assuming the game will have a lot of buff dudes spouting catchphrases while they save helpless women. Can you tell that I just love action movies? I love them as much as anyone would love an entire genre of film that reduces the whole of their sex into either a collection of stereotypes gathered from a middle school locker room or an object to be saved. Yay action films!

No Time to Explain will release on January 25th for $10. The Steam version of No Time to Explain has a lot of new features, including:
– Steam Achievements
– Steam Cloud Saves
– Lots of ribs in people’s eyes
– Hundreds of levels
– Including levels made by our Kickstarter supporters, and even a dedicated Minecraft universe since Notch helped us a lot during the Kickstarter campaign
– Many bug fixes since initial release

Yes! A game with ribs in people’s eyes. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds both horrifying and uncomfortable. From the trailer, it looks like it features a shark squid, a giant robotic crab, and a spaceship. This, my friends, is what happens when you make a game on the internet.