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Darksiders II Confirmed As Wii U Launch Title

Darksiders II will be a part of the Wii U launch title crowd, and the Wii U version of Darksiders II will contain some additional content. Maybe this time around Death will actually get to have a mouth. That does seem like a bit of an oversight. I’m guessing the publisher had to make some cuts, and the mouth was the first thing to go. They probably figured that he could speak with his fists,...

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Double Dragon: Neon Out Today

Majesco Entertainment announced the release of Double Dragon: Neon. It is available on the Playstation Network and Xbox Live Arcade. Double Dragon: Neon is a sidescrolling beat ‘em up; one of those game types that are all the rage these days because they were all the rage 20 years ago and apparently both the industry and the indie market is completely out of ideas. And why bother making new ...

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GameMaker: Studio Update 1.1 Available

YoYo Games, the company behind GameMaker, announced an update to GameMaker: Studio. For those unfamiliar with GameMaker, it’s a service that allows you to make games; the name pretty much says it all. There are different versions of GameMaker that give you access to multiple features, but there’s a free version of GameMaker on the GameMaker site. It’s a fascinating and accessible...

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Trapstar and Hitman Partner for Absolution Collection

Square Enix has announced a UK exclusive clothing partnership with Trapstar to create a Hitman: Absolution collection, which will launch on November 20th. The collection will use imagery from the game such as barcodes, reticules, and the number 47. What about the latex-clad nuns? Aren’t we robbing male gamers of the chance to wear nun-themed latex outfits and live out the sexist fantasies of...

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Eurogamer Expo Valve Developer Session

Eurogamer Expo announced that Chet Faliszek, a writer for Valve, will be doing a session on game development. The session will be hosted for two days, and will be entitled, “How to give yourself a job in the game industry?” That is a really good question. Hopefully this session will point people in the right direction. It is planned to give advice on how to break into the industry to p...

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More We Sing 80s Tracks Revealed

This week, eight more tracks have been revealed for We Sing 80s. I know you all have been anxiously awaiting this announcement, since the We Sing series has swept the world. This title has caused nothing but anarchy. People can’t eat, they can’t sleep, and they refuse to go to work because they feel compelled to sing along to lesser known songs from forgotten eras. It’s been abso...

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Rumor: iPhone 5 Release September 21

An anonymous source close to a major UK mobile carrier claims that the iPhone 5 will release September 21 in stores throughout the UK. Pre-orders may be available on September 14. There are additional pieces of information that appear to confirm this rumor. For example, FedEx is expecting a “surge in volume” between September 21-24. Of course, it could simply be that this is the time w...

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Trine 2: Goblin Menace Launched with Steam Discount

Trine 2: Goblin Menace has been launched with a 15% discount on Steam, in addition to a 75% discount on Steam for Trine 2 and the original Trine. Oh Steam, you always know how to make summer feel special. Even though all other game publishers reject summer to push their products out around the holidays, Steam understands that for many people, the summer constitutes long, boring hours punctuated by...

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Sam & Max 25 Year Anniversary Discounts on Multiple Platforms

The beloved Sam & Max series is now 25 years old, and to commemorate that, there is going to be a sale. If you remember the release of the game, you’re old too. I don’t remember it because I wasn’t born yet, but I want to make it clear that if you do remember it you’re not too far away from getting those sweet senior discounts I hear are so popular. I’m looking fo...

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EA Sports Challenge Series Returns

The EA Sports Challenge Series is back with a $1,000,000 tournament. What’s amazing about this announcement is the overwhelming amount of corporate branding on it. It hurts my eyes just a little bit, and I can feel the tears of the graphic designer who had to make the site. I’m sure they were told to make all of the logos “pop,” causing the designer to go home, pour themsel...

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